Toilet Coin.
Toilet Coin.
Are you ready to sh*t money?
First Came Fartcoin
First Came Fartcoin
First Came Fartcoin
A simple yet powerful $1.6 billion-dollar idea. Farts + Money = Gold
Then Came Butthole
Then Came Butthole
Then Came Butthole
The world quickly learned that without a butthole, there’s no fart. This explosive logic pinched out a $160 million-dollar loaf in just a few days.
The world quickly learned that without a butthole, there’s no fart. This explosive logic pinched out a $160 million-dollar loaf in just a few days.
Next up: Toilet Coin.
Because we all know where
great ideas come from.
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FAQ
FAQ
FAQ
Is this an investment?
“Toilet Coin” is a meme coin, not an investment. Any funds you put in may be flushed down the proverbial porcelain throne or go straight to the moon... 🤷♂️ Do your own research, because Toilet Coin could explode—or go straight down the drain. Remember, investing in meme coins can be riskier than a bad taco on a road trip. Stay safe out there!
Can I redeem Toilet Coin for real toilet paper?
Unfortunately, no. For better or worse, you can’t wipe away your regrets with it. You’re stuck with digital tokens—sorry!
Should I buy Toilet Coin with my life savings?
If you enjoy living life on the edge of the seat (the toilet seat, that is), go for it. Otherwise, maybe, uh, diversify a bit beyond “flushable assets.”
Is this an investment?
“Toilet Coin” is a meme coin, not an investment. Any funds you put in may be flushed down the proverbial porcelain throne or go straight to the moon... 🤷♂️ Do your own research, because Toilet Coin could explode—or go straight down the drain. Remember, investing in meme coins can be riskier than a bad taco on a road trip. Stay safe out there!
Can I redeem Toilet Coin for real toilet paper?
Unfortunately, no. For better or worse, you can’t wipe away your regrets with it. You’re stuck with digital tokens—sorry!
Should I buy Toilet Coin with my life savings?
If you enjoy living life on the edge of the seat (the toilet seat, that is), go for it. Otherwise, maybe, uh, diversify a bit beyond “flushable assets.”
Is this an investment?
“Toilet Coin” is a meme coin, not an investment. Any funds you put in may be flushed down the proverbial porcelain throne or go straight to the moon... 🤷♂️ Do your own research, because Toilet Coin could explode—or go straight down the drain. Remember, investing in meme coins can be riskier than a bad taco on a road trip. Stay safe out there!
Can I redeem Toilet Coin for real toilet paper?
Unfortunately, no. For better or worse, you can’t wipe away your regrets with it. You’re stuck with digital tokens—sorry!
Should I buy Toilet Coin with my life savings?
If you enjoy living life on the edge of the seat (the toilet seat, that is), go for it. Otherwise, maybe, uh, diversify a bit beyond “flushable assets.”
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